dear big spoons and little spoons,

dogswearingthings:

tinyfangs:

why are you so far away waaaaaaaaaah i miss you so much!

this spare pillow is terribly inadequate, but at least it doesn’t think i’m too clingy in my sleep.

so much love,

tf

xxo

you should get one of these and put my face on it, it’s for pregnant people but w/e

pillow - YES if only i had a felix the cat bag in which to put it in then i could also not feel so silly about the hot pants / tuxedo shirt / false eyelashes / juggling balls / 3 pairs of shoes / one million dental dams i brought with me and now have to lug around (okay those things don’t sound heavy but they build up when ur a dweeb, k?)

face - nah mate too weird soz. unless i got really good at embroidering and EMBROIDERED a pic of you on to it. then it would obvs go from weird to amazing.